May 2013
get-your-canadian-on:
courfeyracsrealnameisfra:
sir-pimp-master-arthur:
sassmasterjesus:
mochisprite:
fishpun:
bardofhope:
kumashiro:
hoveroundismysavior:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
Remix time
i made katnep music because why not
wow erifef sounds really pretty omg
cronkri was pretty
stridercest was pretty cool
Karezi’s pretty nice
the sound of beauty
...
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
condommodel:
i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
reyairia:
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
Hidden costs
shitmystudentswrite:
There are many opportunity costs associated with going to graduate school, such as the postponement of a career or the loss of alcohol tolerance.
loki-cat:
avengers 2:
“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“
“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“
”.. the avenger’s initiat-“
”..avenger’s initiative.”
hownowbrownseacow:
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I...
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book