get-your-canadian-on: courfeyracsrealnameisfra: sir-pimp-master-arthur: sassmasterjesus: mochisprite: fishpun: bardofhope: kumashiro: hoveroundismysavior: CLICK THE SQUARES. Remix time i made katnep music because why not wow erifef sounds really pretty omg cronkri was pretty stridercest was pretty cool Karezi’s pretty nice the sound of beauty ...
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
condommodel: i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
shitmystudentswrite: There are many opportunity costs associated with going to graduate school, such as the postponement of a career or the loss of alcohol tolerance.
loki-cat: avengers 2: “mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“ “…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“ ”.. the avenger’s initiat-“ ”..avenger’s initiative.”
hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I...
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book